Hi, my name is Bluebear, which I assume you all would know. and FYI my glasses are on lopsided as a fashion statement. Lopsided is the new black! Lopsided pants, fedoras and even boobs! Go check your mirror and see whether your boobs are lopsided, if they aren't, go adjust! Sorry to be so bossy, I'm usually a pleasant, and soft-spoken bear. Soft spoken is so totally an understatement, I dont even talk. So I'm here being bossy, because the owner is in a crazy mood. *evil glare*
She keeps telling people that she has X amount of things called homework and assignments. And if I'm not mistaken, homework and assignment means this social site called facebook? and something called youtube? and twitter. She has this crazy look in her from doing all this youtwitface thing on the white thing on her lap! She says shes stressed blah this blah that, but youtwitface-ing doesnt seem hard leh. Then she continues to sleep for X amount of hours. then continues to eat around X amount of food. So scary it can actually feed a small 3rd world country. TOMYUMKUNG!!
Okay, bye, I need to go in case owner bites my head off due to uncontrollable rage.