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BORING SUBJECT! YAWN~

My idea of a perfect man, to me, no offense to any other unperfect men who could probably be my future man, who is also hot and kind.

I super notice that I can't blog in long long sentences like many good bloggers do, maybe that's why I am so unwanted in the blogger world!!!!

LIKE OMG!!! I CANT EVEN TAHAN NOT PRESSING THE SPACE KEY!! I WANNA PRESS IT!!!!!








OMG! I feel so much better now!!


So, I was having a chat with the girls, about me feeling comfortable about not marrying at all, and this is gonna suck big time, if I'm the first one to get married. I guess that I was influenced by so many factors around me, ( LIKE SEEE!!! IF ITS IN LONG LONG SENTENCES IT'LL BE LIKE AN ESSAY!!! WITH FACTORS AGAIN!! LIKE, BLOGGING WOULD BE A CHORE IF IT'S SO SENTENCIF-IED), as I was saying, I grew up with middle aged, single yet successful ladies who were rich and hated men! LOL! not hated la, aiyah.. I mean, if you spent your whole life living around assholes who are ugly and yet think they're hot and kind and *insert damn good adjective* and still dare to cheat the pants out of your money, I mean of course, you'll hate men.
And they turn that hatred towards men as a motivation to earn lots of money!!
I dont see what's wrong with that. I am not a gold-diggerish materialistic person but I can live without men, but not without money.
I mean its true wah, a whole pocketful of men are such animals, but I am kinda considered lucky to have nice people around me, like Mr nice guy from Singapore who kinda shocked my hair follicles off, I nearly went bald due to his kindness and it touched me to the core!!
WAH!! NEVER REGRET KNOWING HIM!!!
shit boring.

Okay, main topic,

I would like my perfect man, eh... controversial, I thought I just said I can live without men.
eh? Whatever,

ah... I lack connecting skills!
blogging is hard man and woman.

So I wouldnt mind my partner to be good in math, yes, I'm weird I know, if hes cute then he could be the same height as I am or even better taller!!! =D
And I seriously wouldnt mind if hes Zac efron,

er...




Okay, I must stop doing that! People may think I'm this adolescent who is so in love with him!
And this maybe even labelled as a zacefron fan club! sigh~ depressing.
I bet even 15 year olds dont even love him as I do!! I mean, er, it's just Zac Efron with his cute sexy hair, and, ehhhhh, I mean he's just a normal looking guy who got a lucky break!!
AHHHH!! sounds more mature!!

Where was I, oh, zac efron, eh, i mean, height isnt really an issue, unless you're a fruit head!

Playing the cello is a plus plus plus, so is either the piano, violin, viola, did I mention the cello yet,( cello obsessed freak speaking).
Guitar, drums, percussion may not impress me, unless Mr perfect is a composer.

Mr perfect wouldnt mind going from one end of the spectrum to the other;
Hiking, picnics, backpacking and wouldnt complain that $44 is too expensive to watch broadway when its like so damn cheap. I dont get men who dont get art!!!! $44 IS CHEAP!!!! It wouldnt hurt to relax abit if you could afford it, instead of like going to buy a 24 carton beer thing with the same bloody price!!! Okay, chill chill.

It wouldnt hurt if he was nice or just plain polite to offer carry heavy shopping bags! & I also have an ego asian thing, I will feel bad if someone carries all my stuff, and I will help carry his' too if its too heavy for him, but he may have this ego thing and wont want me to carry his stuff which is good, and the visvious cycle goes on! & I know the deal with guys and handbags, I find it weird but secretly like it, sorry, cannot help mocking! I was just joking! hello, humour??

Mr perfect would understand my humour and not make me feel like I'm not me!
I love telling my jokes, and apparently only ONE person gets it! WHY WHY WHY!!!

Mr perfect wouldnt mind a more crazy-lets go bungy jumping girl compared to a girly girl shoppy woman.

A guy who knows how it feels like being half blind without glasses, who doesnt mind that if I'm an unorganised person, where I need to clean my bloody room when he visits!! I'm sick of restricting and dumbing myself down, so he must be so much smarter than me, which is not so hard to attain since I became dumb since 2005!

Must be skillful with computers, because my old benq is like so, holland,
and not having a car is alright, taking public transport is kinda sweet and fun, frustrating other people with PDA is also annoyingly awesome! LOL! I wont do that!!!

& wont look at me weirdly when I step on bugs and touch reptiles, but scream my head off and run 50km/hr when i see caterpillars!!

He must also like peppermint icecream and chocolates!!!


& I know some vege-heads would think that I am such a tuna head, OKAY, I KNOW, What's with the weird fruit animal callings?? I dont wanna curse bah!! so I'm finding some alternatives!!

I know I'm not any where near supermodel/tranny/beauty queen/ miss universe 2009 potential but I did say MR PERFECT!!
Perfect is such a hard word, so kasian, have to be all alone!! perfect yo!! not attainable, cant a girl imagine things???

and to make it fair, I wouldnt mind if guys still sleep in their pajamas, or adore spongebob or could recite all the lines in their favourite movie, and I could play the piano, not very well tho, but at least I tried, and I wouldnt mind a mediocrely messy room!!!

i am bored and im sure you are too.

bye~