You know you've been away for a long time when you come back and suddenly have a 9-month old nephew!!
You know your dad is funny when he says your nephew looks like a pig! LOL!! I wonder what people used to say about me when i was younger!
You know the condition of your face is not that good when you dont even wanna look into the mirror!
You know your hols are gonna be boring if you have nothing to watch in your 320g hard drive.
You know your life is pathetic when you have no more movies to dl, and you end up with HIGH SCH MUSICAL 3!!!! super awkward leh! I AM NOT HSM MATERIAL!
You know you are fat when you keep putting off exercise.
You know you have this overly fond of stripes syndrome when you have everything in stripes and cant stop thinking of the nice pair of striped heels that had a nail sticking out of it and have this urge to go back there and buy it!!!
You know you need a facial when your white heads are like tubes of toothpastes.