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I am a typical woman. Well, I think I am.

After finishing Twilight, I kinda think I am a tad bit STUPID.

I mean like WHY DO ALL WOMEN LOVE ROMANCE STORIES!!!???
come come go go also the same what.
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, BUT WE CANT BE TOGETHER!!
cheh, in the end also end up together what!

Why do we all imagine that the male lead in the book is going to come to life and rescue us?
It always start with how much a couple meet, and whatever and fall in love, with a lot of exaggeration. Add in some deaths and you get a best seller. (walk to rmb!)
WHY WHY!!!
and there was Noah who built a house for whoever. You see la, WHO IN THE REAL WORLD WOULD BUILD A HOUSE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
( i want! see, told you we all imagine we were in her place)



True, our vast imagination has led us to swoon over books. We create our own hottie in our own minds. Mine is WAY HOTTER THAN YOURS!!!

I pathetically FREQUENTLY imagine myself in the place of the female lead, constantly cursing WHY isnt my life as romantic as hers.
& BOY DO I GET GRUMPY AFTER READING ROMANCE!!!!

see, IM GRUMPY NOW!!!!
ok la i can understand la, we relate to the people in the books bah, we had our first crush and all which seems parallel to what the novels present.

WOMEN in general are weird!
We crave sweet and salty things ALL the time ( for me la) however we stop ourselves from indulging into it. Why do we beckon such miseries to ourselves?
We will never be best buddies with french fries, chocolates(!!!!), chips etc
We will never be as thin as Ashley Olsen but we delude ourselves thinking that if we eat salads all day long we would eventually be like her!
Its really time to change the mind set of people.
EH!!! PEOPLE CELEBRITIES LEH!! THEIR JOB IS TO LOOK THIN! Our job is to look normal and make them look inhumanely thin & gorgeous or whatever.
It doesnt matter if you are plump or abit larger than most of the people around you, as long as you are as healthy/healthier(than) as they are. ( thin people are easier to get sick leh!!!)
HELLO!! It's said that men like meatier women cause they're nicer to hug( DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS LEH!!! LIKE IF GOT GISELE BUNCHEN AND ME PUT TOGETHER YOU WANT TO HUG ME MEH!!???)
& & !!!!!!
WHY DO WE KNOW WE CANT FIT INTO THAT SIZE 2 JEANS AND YET WE BUY THAT AND KEEP IT IN THE WARDROBE IN HOPES THAT WE WILL SOMEDAY MAGICALLY BE A SIZE 2!!!
wont happen if your bone frame ANANG bigger than the size 2 people
(SECRETLY DETEST PEOPLE WITH SMALL FRAME!!!)

&&!!
women are so bimbotic man.
WE get attracted to blingy STUFF!!!! (except those weirds one who do not react to anything!)
women(not me,some) go to the extent that everything has to be bling which could easily make me blind if i walk pass them( girl in lecture)
Have to admit i like blingy glittery stuff la.
hehe. -.-!



women are also blindfully stupid.
Take for example, i have this friend la, lets call him D.
He was that typical nerdy nerd who never dates, never calls a girl and was a book worm with great grades, then suddenly one day, HE BECAME A BABE MAGNET!!
WHY?
He had a new hair cut. A hot one i must say.
WHAT THE HELL?
Ok la, Im jealous la, I liked D way before he had the haircut ok!!
then suddenly EVERYONE LIKED HIM!!
where is the justice???
To side track abit ah, most of the girls like failing members of the basketball team instead of the elite of the school leh. GIRLS STUPID OR NOT!!????
Hot and sexy can feed you meh? Make u siok temporarily nia mah!
give you choose la, a vampire(sexy & disguised as a vet so he can drink blood of the animals he purposely killed -.-! with piercings and a damn cool tattoo on his temple) and a plumber la ( decent everything with decent $3 indian shop haircut).. WHO YOU CHOOSE???


So you can see how romance novels can turn me into a LARGE FAT SOUR GRAPE!!!
&! when you grow up, purple is no longer purple its burgundy, and cream is suddenly wine colored! -.-! greenish blue is turquoise or whatever!!
complicated till can faint!

I LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE (ubber hotness)
Where is my non-vampirish Edward Cullen?
I need a hot sexy ATM machine.



Sidetrack again,
Oh dear, I thought I could hide my bimboness under my Uni student exterior BUT THEN a guy friend found out and called me a BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!
How dare he!!?? I tried SO hard to look sophisticated ok!

it all happened 'cause the bus driver stopped at a different location and i was sitting in the exterior seat with him inside. i was like thinking" is this the stop ah? looks different leh but how come everyone is moving??'' Nervous ok!
then he was like YEA GET OUT!! shocked ok! & i thought he was kidding and i was blocking his way out. he called me to get out 2wice.
malu till can die.