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Dear future bf,

Thank you for
not corroding my already spoilt lungs from stupid smoke, or stealing oxygen from me,
not being the egotistical maniac flooding me with 'oh.. im so 'insert an egoistic adjective',
not abusing me sexually or physically or emotionally,
not saying I'm fat,
not insulting my fashion sense,
not looking at other women when im with you with the exception of our mums, sisters, aunts, etc,
not laughing at me when i fall down,
not minding that i have rhino sinus every morning,
not comparing me with your exes,
not forcing me to do what i dont want to do,
not giving up on me when i gave up on mankind,
not mocking me when i get annoying,
the long walks on beaches,
eating my sugarless cakes,
tolerating my ' i-can-be-a-bitch-when-i-want-to' attitude,
remembering all the important dates like my mum's birthday so you can remind me -.-,
giving me the warmest hugs which could threaten polar bears,
companying me when i cant sleep,
being my free aunt agony hotline,
surprising me everyday,
being my pot of gold after the rainbow,
not saying this post is stupid,
not saying im a stupid bimbo desperate attention seeking whore 'insert vulgarities'
saying 'I love you' everyday ( to me of course),
&
finally for loving me like i'm the only person alive.


Able to manage all criteria above?
call me -.-!

What the heck! i still hate men!

-.-
and annoying women.

and smoking bastards

and stupid people who TyPe LiKe tHis ANNOYING OK!!!

and people who addz Z or X to everythingZ theyX typez.

and people who wince when i mention horny stuff like animal orgasm when they are SO totally into it

and people who are going to steamroll this post saying im mean or wtf they want.