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Dear Santa,

I havent quite celebrated Christmas, so this year can you give me my 19years worth of presents? & Since they didnt come 19 years ago. I was always a good girl(except for being greedy & asking for 19 years of gifts) and i think i deserve the presents, I'll even give you a one gift discout, NETT GIFTS OWED = 18. SEE, Im so nice that even i love myself *ahem* vain *ahem*

yea.. being the sweet little girl who refuses to grow up, i would love to share all most of my pressies.

I would love to give nicotine patches to the stupid, selfish people who smoke in restaurants and public places ignoring all the NO SMOKING signs. Maybe they need specs or something! The larger the nicotine patch the better, best is to have them made HUMAN SIZE so they can adhere to the stupid peoples skin and when pulled off..... you do the imagining.
Dont they know cute little girls like me need to breathe fresh air so that i can go on living normally( no wonder im abnormal!) , I AM NOW A PASSIVE SMOKER AND MAY GO TO HELL.
imagine me in the gates of heaven and hell...
gatekeeper(ticking off the criteria to enter heaven) : did good deeds, CHECK, cute, CHECK, never kick puppies, CHECK....
me( looking at him with puppy innocent eyes) :.......
gatekeeper : hmmmm... smoked before?
me ( apparently doggy eyes arent working) : NEVER WOULD I TOUCH THOSE STICKS OF DEATH!!
gatekeeper: so how come your lungs so black?* showing me Xrays of my lungs* LYING 'SIT? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN HELL!?
me: IM INNOCENT! DAMN YOU SMOKERS
gatekeeper: AHH!! dare to curse in front of me!! WAH!! GO TO THE 18th level ah!!
me: sniff sniff.. IM INNOCENT LEH!!

Santa,

I would also love clean self cleaning toilets which is a COMPULSORY! I mean toilets without handles to put bags and broken flushes ARE EVIL! like, how am i suppose to POO when im holding a bag, worse is when ive done loads of shopping and have LOADS of bags! what?! put on the floor meh!? GROSS LEH!! and toilet flushes should be stronger leh! shit stick to the surface ok! there needs to be a strong force to break the hydrogen bonds between the shit and the surface mah!! so please help us innocent toilet users.

I would also like World peace * practising for miss world speech* * ROLL EYES* just shoot me. and the eradication of AIDS. and for proper nutrition for malnourished kiddies, and the even distribution of paris hilton's money, and more money to buy medicines for the homeless kids in Angola, and to fight Malaria in Africa, to eat more sushi and pills which make you lose weigh instead of gaining ( which i dont think exists because santa, you could use some) and diamonds( are forever) and to stop being annoying and to have a nice pair of flats, and for the annoying printer to work properly and to delete all the viruses in the IT world, to have joy and happiness and and one hot c.ronaldo and a partridge in a pear tree.