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I'm sick of men coming up to me telling me about their love/relationship problems.
UNCLES!!
i look like 'putus cinta' HOTLINE ISIT?

when you dont need me treat me like im invisible, and then, when there's this love problem, come treat me nicely lah!
GOOD! i love the way the world works! -_-!

Not fair leh, why can't i have a fair share of men. Not that im really hungry, but at least may there be JUSTICE!



ROOOOAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

very angry ah.

i dont look feminine enough is it?
must i laugh and act bimbo-ishly going TEEHEEE HEEE covering my mouth as i laugh?
eating one bite of a sandwich only?
I WILL DIE OK!!
must i breathe air with strawberry scent?
must i breathe air to take in my daily nutrients so i wont gain 0.1kg?
must i go ''ewwww.. i hate ugly people"
MUST i see bees and scream for help?

oh yea, I'm really scared of caterpillars so if i see them, im not faking it.

MEN = things who thinks with their dicks.


if only men had periods, then they'll know how it feels like.
if we have period, it feels all gross down there,wishing we didnt have our periods
if we dont have periods, we'll think we're pregnant or theres something wrong.

WOMEN ARE LIVING IN A SELF-DELUSIONAL LIFE!
and what do men want?
SEXS!


and what's worse is, men who cheat on their wives.

PLEASE LAH.
GO TO HELL!!!!!!!

and your reasons are

1. my wife not pretty enough
2. she's too busy
   
3. she doesnt spice up my sexs life

GO DIE HOR!!!!
Why isnt she pretty enough?
BECAUSE HER STUPID HUSBAND MADE HER PREGNANT!
then she'll gain weigh, then she'll not sleep enough which contributes to her eye bags.
then have to save up for baby stuff: milk, pampers, education, HOW TO BUY MAKE UP, CLOTHES, JEWELRIES!!!!?
unless her husband DAMN RICH which is normally not likely, but i would LOVE to have a rich hubby.
HOW LAH I ASK YOU AND YOU TELL ME?


and why is she too busy?
because she has to take care of your kids! then she works so that the family wont be so financially dependent on you, not wanting you to bare such a burden. and how do you pay her back?
GO FIND WHORES!!


and WHY doesnt she spice up ur sexs life?
shes not from spice girls HOW YOU EXPECT HER TO DO THAT?
tired already what.
she has loose collagen on her tummy( DUE TO YOUR BABY!) , will get pressure one you know
then taking care babies, working, cooking, washing, doing house chores.
you think women robots isit?
made of metal isit?
we wear red coloured underwear outside with S sized clothes isit?

pffftttt

men! not appreciative enough!

women ah.. have to carry that 10 months bundle of joy in their uterus, risking their lives during the baby coming out time ( sorry, forgot the scientific term) and then come home with their vaginas loose, cut and sewn just to relaxs and be treated like a queen for ONE DAY, then the baby gets all the credit.

and then...

"baby so cute.."
"ang gooo gooo"
" ah MUMMY AH... baby pangsai! NAH"

-___________-!!!

i cannot tahan men who cheat on their wives lorh..
WE MAY DIE GIVING BIRTH TO YOUR XY OR XX CHROMOSOMED ZYGOTES!!!

and you go find other women.
how sad is that?

VERY SAD
and i hear tinkles of my handphone.
yea. a sappy sad person!
I LOOK LIKE A PHYSCHOLOGIST MEH!?
waste my credit only!





sorry for being a whiney person, but..... men are so complainable!
NOT that im complaining that people are nice enough to share stuff with me treating me as a friend.

and oh yea..
i hope this doesnt discourage you people in telling me your stuff..
if you guys need help just find me, i'll be a helping ear.

ITS JUST THE MEN I DETEST!!!
PAH!!!!!!!