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things i would like to invent.

1. complete set of ''being smart for lazy people''. Automatic answering pen, with thinking cap. ''study in your sleep guide- get A's while sleeping''. PLEASE LA. someone invent this, whoever does this will win a Nobel prize i swear.
2. self-offing computer, so that whenever it senses any exams or tests nearing. it'll auto shut down.
3. self answering question papers.
4. GUIDE TO ANSWERING MCQ. i so suck at mcq questions. I CAN EVEN FAIL IT. shading only mah.. and yet i can fail.
   
5. robot mum; who nags non-stoply if we dont study
   
6. memory potion; drink it and all the things taught in class wouldnt be forgotten. bad memories excluded
7. the perfect man
8. all in one study guide.
9. maths for EVERYONE
10. the integration machine; one click of inputing then you'll get your results.

things i would like to UN-INVENT

1. tobacco
2. COMPUTERS
3. INTERNET
4. books
5. school
6. married hot men

i need help. seriously. can someone chase me away from the computer or something?
The HUGE exams are like only 20 days ahead; and what am i doing here?

can someone pull the cable of my pc and keep it for me for 2 months?
This is crucial for me.
If i suck in this exams i will have NO future. NO. as in NO, Bo, MEI YOU
im not exaggerating.
i dont want to be a kindergarden teacher or some person who collects rubbish!

IF YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND; CHASE ME AWAY; MOTIVATE ME TO STUDY!

if you're not?
go to hell. =)
i'll meet you there.

should be on hiatus; but dont bother.
HOW!?
IM SO SCARED THAT I CAN WET MY PANTS!
but im not wetting it for your pleasure.
wet your own pants.
stressed out.
need chocolates.
Help.

BYE real life, HELLO HELL

mr thomson said something like '' our main priorities are the examinations, nothing else''
SOMETHING LIKE THAT LA!

exams = numero uno
NOT MEN [ yes lah, me and men! tsk tsk]
not c.ronaldo
not the internet.

men, c.ronaldo and the internet AINT going earn me my degree next time.

if my face gets soggy or saggy, dont tell me, its the exam blues.

words of motivation to myself:
i dont want to collect rubbish, i must earn LOTS of money so i can throw it at people's face.
i want to earn money, i dont want to get look down at, i want to get a good job, i want to earn lots of money so i can buy houses and go overseas EVERY year, i want to help people with my good job, i dont want to end up as a housewife, i want my kids to have a mum to look up at. I want people to be ebvious of me. CRAP!
im so afraid i'll end up sweeping the streets.

im going for face life at the age of 20.

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