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I want to have 2 baby boys; something is SERIOUSLY wrong with me. I used to really detest kids; and now i want kids!? Dont look at me like that, people change you know.
I want babies, NOT NOW. I wouldnt mind twins though, two at a go, WHY NOT?
I WANT UNIDENTICAL TWINS! OK. This really sounds FREAKY even for me.

But before FAMILY planning , of course we have to undergo marriage lah!
and of course KNOWING the CHEAP person i am; Ive imagined how i wanted to be proposed already; i wouldnt mind guys to propose to me like that in a b-g-r way;

please imagine me and c.ronaldo -_-!
scene 1
beach; while sun bathing or reading a book; pretending to be high class, my dear man whiffs off to somewhere, dont know where la, and i have to pretend do be not possessive and ask ''WHERE YOU WANT TO GO?'' and continue reading my book with my chanel sunnies. Tired of waiting, i doze off, when i wake up, which will take about 5 minutes because er.. i want to continue with my book/magazine wanting to know who's with paris hilton now. i see me surrounded by LOVE SHAPE thingy in the sand. AIYA, someone drew a heart shape on the sand around me with rose petals, with the wind blowing ''sepoi-sepoi-ly'' then i'll see my LOVE OF MY LIFE kneeling in front of me with a ring. "" WILL YOU MARRY ME'' he'll say in a sexy seductive voice, and i'll melt ( like the beach is not scorching hot enough like that) in to a puddle of crap geokyin!
YES YES YES YES I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY YOU!!! I WOULD GIVE UP ALL MY UNDERWEAR TO MARRY YOU!!!



and then suddenly thunder and lightning struck and i'll get drenched; but dont worry my man will carry me to the car if im light enough, or he'll set up a tent like superman and we'll spend our 1st rainy day in a tent in the beach as fiancees.



scene 2
open field area, night.
both of us are lying on our backs gazing at stars; then swoosh there goes a shooting star.
''eh, what you wish for?'' i'll ask him
'' dont tell you larh, paiseh, later you laugh at me, then it also wont come true'' he'll say [ eh.. wait.. cronaldo doesnt speak in substandard angmo)
'' tell lah!! OHHH, you dont love me lah, dont tell me lor''
"aiya..harla harla tell you la'' he'll say while blushing,'' my wish hor.. is to have the person beside me as my companion for life''
then i'll look around to see who's beside him.
DUH!! then i'll look at him in the eyes, he kneels down!! magically brings out this ring..
you get the picture lah har.. im being all sappy! can die i tell you!


scene 3 - YES, still got.. my brain very active ok!
on the side of a cruise ship overlooking the ocean.
having romantic strolls on the ship.
he'll say '' bah stop here.''
i'll say '' WHY? eh you stop here ah later no more food at the buffet table i tell you''
'' you hungry isit?'' he'll ask
''yeaba, you cannot see i have "HUNGRY" printed on my forehead meh?''
''can you wait for me for one sec?''
''ONE your time is up''
but he disappeared. I dont see him, so i patiently wait, blood boiling because im hungry and waiting at the same time.
suddenly i hear a big bang
i look into the skies..
WAH!! FIREWORKS!! have i mentioned im a SUCKER for fireworks eventhough i strain my neck to look at them?
hmm.. the fireworks like spelling words ah..
'' I L-O-V-E- Y-O-U Y-I-N-''
then suddenly i hear a sexy whisper beside me '' will you marry me?''
i turn around to see my ROMEO with a HUGE ASS BOUQUET of roses kneeling on the ground, and people on the ship clapping.
then i'll say '' Damn you la, so paiseh''
'' you still hungry' he'll ask smiling
''yes, hungry for you'' i'll answer
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
my hair all stood up man!



YOU WISH LAH MISS TEO. it wont happen to you!!!



i'll prolly get proposed in a restaurant or whatever, or just thru discussing dinner or something.
IF SOMEONE FINDS ME THAT IS!
HELLO!!

BUT IF IF IF IF i really get proposed in the 3 ways above I SERIOUSLY WILL FAINT FIRST THEN LAUGH THEN LAUGH THEN LAUGH THEN treat all my readers who didnt say im crazy champagne!



SICKO
think too much.
BUT before i get married i'll have to find a man.
I WANT A RICH ASS.NOT RICH AS IN RICHIE RICH LAH
but ur ass must be at least 15k ok? because i wont get married till im over 26 unless i get pregnant before that of course BUT CHOI CHOI hit wood.
so by 26-33, should have saved up money alrdy mah right?
and before i find a rich ass i must study my cute butt off so that im compatible with my rich ass husband to be.
so before i get compatible i'll have to pass my alevels
and before i have to pass my alevels i have to pass my AS levels.
and before passing that i have to pass all my tests, which is coming up.
and before that i have to study study like hell.
and before that i should stop typing and go!