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    Sunday, September 10, 2006 || 4:13 pm

    so this is too soon for another blog..
    BUT I DONT CARE!!!


    so this is abt the battle of me with a hsefly

    hseflies are filthy creatures!!!

    my hse is so dirty that they are hseflies in my hse!!!!
    -.-''

    I HATE hseflies!!

    so ah.. when i wanted to shower a hsefly flew in the toilet

    ''HAHA'' i thought. '' yes, the hsefly trap in d toilet SURE cannot fly out one, then i spray with water IT SURE DIE''

    so i showered lah..

    BZZZ bZZZZ BZZZZ like siaw.. I SWEAR AH i can grow deaf ah..

    so the battle of the hsefly and me start..
    i flipped it with my towel..SUPER NOT FAIR.. it got wings oh..
    FLIP FLAP FLIP FLAP!!
    its still alive -.-
    and my towel got wet
    hsefly-1 ME- 0
    so i cannot tahan i started to shower..
    WAH!!! more reasons to kill that thing leh...
    it saw me NAKED.. in mysexy *ahem* NAKED body..who knows ah it got bring camcorder record me then he burn alot alot sell in his DIRTY hsefly world black market!!! the eyes so SO many again...

    OMG!!
    then i started to spray tht thing with water
    YES WATER..it was flying over the ceiling. use water 2 spray right??
    ITS STILL ALIVE!!! stupid hsefly it must have worn a scuba diving suit!!
    then the whole ceiling was dripping with water..and dripped on me.. SO MUCH FOR SHOWERING..the ceiling maybe dirty one leh

    hsefly-5 me-0

    -.-''
    NEVERMIND.. I GOT PROTECTION from dettol.. anti-bacteria leh.. YOU DARE COME NEAR ME?? die lah you!!! i normally dont use dettol one lar.. i use the yummy lux-orange peel =D
    but then my mum go buy the sheltox buy 2 get free dettol; and she go buy 2 set again.
    noone use dettol leh.. I USE LAH.. my sis use her low class dunno what name shower gel.
    DETTOL IS NICE LEH!!! nice smelling

    ok so my battle with the hsefly isnt over..i was enjoying my shower and it was filming me from dunno where because the buzzing stopped!
    and then i showered finished.. i didnt dare to sing in d shower because IF it escaped the whole hsefly world would laugh at me..

    yeap im done showering..
    then it started to buzz again.. WANT TO INTIMIDATE ME LARH!!
    well it worked leh..
    then ah.. i used my towel to flip and flap at it again lah..
    then guess what??
    i flipped at one side ah..then the bottles of detergent fell on me -.-''

    hsefly-500 me- STILL ZERO LAR
    laugh all you want .pfffuuii!

    super tulan!!! then i flip it again to try my luck..
    sekali KANA leh!! but it didnt die
    FINALLY i scored
    hsefly-500 me-1

    THEN I WAS SO PISSED
    i got dressed!! and went out of the toilet mah. of course with care lah.. later that thing escaped I DIE AH..
    then i went to the kitchen to get the SUPER hand shaped fly swatter
    BWAHAHAHAHA * evil laugh*
    because i hit it alrdy it mst have felt dizzy because it flew quite slowly alrdy, either that or his camcorder was getting heavier.
    THEN..





    PIAK!!!!

    hAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    it died. it left blood on the fly swatter.. EEEEEEEEE
    hsefly- KO me-100000 =D

    my conclusion is the hsefly is female..pms leh.. NO WONDER it was so pissed after looking at the PRETTY n cute me * shy*
    and then arh.. i think it was abused by her husband, her husband STAY at home and drink PEE nia.. then dont do work so she need to find work herself to feed her 200000000 KIDS.
    so she's either a director or a bio teacher ah.
    the hseflies in DUNG LAND need to know human parts also mah..
    so the unlucky me was chosen as a specimen!
    WELL.. I KILLED IT.. SEE
    BYEBYE to human parts for hseflies AND WE STILL KNOW YOU HAVE THORAX, WINGS AND HEAD.. =p