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Monday, September 18, 2006 || 3:20 pm
extract taken from dungland bulletin :since the death of our beloved scientist click here who ventured thru dungland to seek research of the human body, the bloody creature had started to go on a rampage on killing our beloved citizens of dung land. Everyday our workers ( ants) had been collecting dead bodies of our citizens from dungland kitchen. The carcass of these bodies are described as ''groteque'' and a horrible sight to look at. Everyone is at stake. ranging from scientists to pregnant women. This callous species of homosapiens killed a pregnant women and left her to rot on the ground. Everyday dozens of our citizens are being killed. The population is gradually decreasing as our citizens are also dying due to the blood war with the mosquitoes. With this i encourage more female houseflies to give birth to babies. This is also a reason why that creature never says ''FARK YOU'' to the houseflies because she doesnt want us to reproduce. We must try to bring her down no matter what. The brave warriors have made us proud my polluting her food. She is currently having diarhoea which serves her right for killing us. Those who survive her grasp are now currently treated in our Dungland mental institute.
I also had an opportunity to talk to one of our brave survivors Mr twowings
'' OH MY FATASS HOUSEFLY KING..AAAAAAAAA.. she was horrible.. *whimpers* her and her yellow weapon.. killed my whole family'' with that mr twowings went to bang his 100eyes head on the wall.
parents are suppose to keep their child safe under their wings because apparently she loves killing young ones.
As a reminder please dont drink too much pee before f lying because 98% of the victims had been drinking too much pee which may cause them to fly drowsyly.
please fly with care because she is an accurate hitter.
We must all act in care because in the blood war the mosquitoes are winning the war as the creature is BIAS.
there is no picture of her because she is too pretty and we are afraid that our citizens will be too mesmerized by her and wont fly properly
POOR THINGS. apparently this THING uses a yellow hand shaped swatter to kill us. Its a good thing we have the advantage of having wings, if not god knows how many of us will live.
more on page 17,27,31
reporter sexy sixlegs reporting out.
-.-!!its not that my hse alot of hseflies lah.. its jst that the windows are always open so the stupid crap things always fly in!! and then ah.. i always spend my time swatting hseflies..
if only got fly swatting competition I SURE get gold medal
silver at least!
im actualy good at something =)not i bias leh..i always cannot hit mosquitoes mah..
yes i know, sometimes i think that my imagination is SUPER wonderful
and hor i super hate that tagboard of mine ah..SO SKINNY.. showoff to me that im fat larh
so the replies will be here ok?
REPLIES
izz- what happen to you? pom chiak chiak.. i BOOM SHAKALAKA!!! yealo that fei yu ching.. lagging ah hear him sing i can sleep ah.. he's abit agua leh talk soft soft one.. the snail walk faster than him talking ah -.-'' goodlck ah.. go study lah DONT WASTE TIME ONLINE LIKE ME =p
adrian- what? cannot har?? hello.. me not lesbo leh i like hot guys..shes my friend mah.. u think i so siaw until i tag my own tagboard har?? alot of ppl accept my proposal alrdy.. so ure safe and free like a bird -.-'' happy? go celebrate
yehying- wah say me pig?! you shifu of a pig leh.. means ure more like a pig than i am =p
disrespect!! sorry sorry shifu.. you knw i love u the most.. ok ok lar that song i give you face, and most songs u like NICE wah.. so you have good taste LIKE *ahem* ME =D
sin- if not butt where leh? see ling so smart say BUTT not pain..if u want to flash ur butt to show ppl ALSO can mah.. noone said cannot..yes.. I KNOW IM SIAW.. but thats whats so special abt me =) not forgetting im vain. its amazing how i can crap SO SO SO much.. I SURPRISE MYSELF!