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People who love chocolates are my friends.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 || 6:48 pm
ah so now thats done, im fine now
and i deleted a previous post to make this a nice 200th one.
shucks im such a perfectionist and i hope i dont screw this post up.
this is kind of a feminist post, so if you're kinda chauvanist male, stay out
reasons why women should not bear children
- you have to carry extra weight on you for 10 mths
- you will have a large ass after your child, and no, it will not shrink and return to normal size
- you're drop dead gorgeous figure is KAPUT, wah i took so long to kiampui and then get bloated up for 10 mths then my figure becomes flabby-ish..YOU WANT AH??
- no icecream, watermelons or so called COLD stuff for 10 mths
- when the baby comes out ah, ur vagina NEED to be cut by scissors so the baby's head can come out 3 cm or 3 inches?
- after the baby comes out, you cannot wash hair for how long again? i dn rmb leh, i kinda heard 2 mths? SIAW HAR? i dunt wash my hair 1 day i alrdy feel kinda filthy liaw lor.. 2 mths WANT ME TO DIE AH?
- you're lailai ( mum in law) will think you're a child bearing pig/chicken
- ppl will call you AUNTIE onwards and expect you to give angpao during CNY
- less money and time on you, want that chic prada bag?? CANNOT OH.. need to save money for diapers and baby clothes which cost a small fortune eventho the cloth used is not even 10% of ur shirt.. and husbands will love the kids more unless they need diaper change then they come and pretend they sayang you
- a brat will cling on you FOREVER
- if ur kid KNS ppl will blame you for not teaching properly
- if ure kid rape ppl or get pregnant you'll be the blame also
- if ure husband is the only son, then worse ah, if ure 1st child is girl then ure lai lai will want you to bear a son!!!
- your career progress slows down
however you may give birth to brats because
- you like children
- you're SIAW
- you were made pregnant and dont have the heart to abort
- you love you're partner ALOT ALOT until you wanna share you're love in the form of sperm and egg
- you're lailai is nice
all above is my PERSONAL thoughts, sorry if i offended any small gas, ,no sense of humour ppl.
isit it obvious i hate kids??